rambles

Achille - I was beginning to think everyone except me was...

...getting help from more than just pies.

Hello all.
How have we all been?
Why did I ask how "we" are? I know how I am....or do I?

What am I even doing here? I suppose I just felt like posting since it's Sunday morning and I haven't been around much lately. I'm posting this here...mainly because alot of people on Synergy dont even wanna hear all this shit...plus we have a tolerant (non-existant) Mod here ;)

I suppose i should tell a short story about my Friday since I know Ced has been spreading it to a certain webmistress...

It was our first day of proper classes this year. It was boring. We had the same old warnings of how we have to start working this year and how our lives will be destroyed if we even THINK about having fun this year....so we stopped listening.
Anyway, we went to a posh (not really) restaurant that night, me and some friends, and we thought we were doing well when we all got in the door in our scruffy t-shirts...and you shoulda seen the doorman lookin at my worn-out black flares LOL
Anyway, later on they started playing Robbie Williams so we decided that if they can play that shit we can request some good music, so we kept goin up to the guy in charge and demanding good songs. I asked for Do The Evolution and he said YES!! but he was lying and I don't think he even knows what the song is...
So we continually annoyed him and kept requesting more songs. Eventually we gave up...but while we were eating I saw this kid walkin in and heading for a table near us....he was wearing a Karate uniform...am I the only one who finds this strange? well, I thought this was hilarious....and after a while the kid started lookin over at us, and I saw him and said, "Hey karate kid, whatchu lookin at?" and then the kid jumped off his seat and held up his fists ready to fight. So I got down on the floor (he was only about 6) and got ready to fight him. Then he surprise attacked me and jumped on me. I had a kid in a karate costume hanging off my back while people just stared over...... I don't think I'll go back to this place. I was surprised how long it took his mother to break up the fight...but she did. And I don't see how *I* could be blamed, he challenged *me* to a fight.
So, they gave us all an evil stare as we left the place. we're gonna have to find somewhere else to go next time....

Anyone ever hear of some thing called United Devices? I now have it on my computer. It's something to do with all these peoples computers being used to cure cancer. Kinda like that time NASA said they'd use peoples computers to search for aliens and stuff. Well, I'm confused....

How many people saw that "Adrianno Ianucci Show" on Channel 4 the other night, that guy is a fuckin genius, he was hilarious!!!

My friend who went to Cardiff/Reading last week sent me a HEEEUUUGGE email in diary form, its really cool. He describes his trip very well. It meant a lot to him as someone who has to spend most of his time in Wicklow (a big empty hellhole up in the hills) and he's a huge Manics fan so he got to go to their hometown and see Richey's apartment, and he saw them perform live twice in 3 days. Not bad.

Aleister Crowley spent a year in Mexico trying to make his own reflection dissapear in a mirror.....cool.

[snip gross story about horse] Well, im getting tired and annoyed so Im gonna stop now....

This next part is going on Synergy as well, and its also my STONE/PEARL JAM RELATED NEWS-BYTE Per/RAMBLE:

I was told by a friend to go to a website and register for this thing were you can buy stock in your favourite bands. I know there are a lot of things like this out there, I remember signing up for one and it was just shit. But this one is run by just one music fan called Pauly in London and he gives out real prizes as well. But I just think it's fun to play these games. They have 512 bands/artists on the list but you can email the guy and get him to add ones he's forgotten (there's a surprising lack of certain classic rock bands) I bought a ton of Pearl Jam stock. They're not doing too bad. They give you an imaginary £5000 to invest. And they pay out dividends on Fridays. If anyone else is interested in joining in then go to this address: www.popex.com/cgi-bin/popEx/popEx.cgi?Mentor=73145
Using this address will let them know that I told you to go there, which (as far as I know) gets both you and me bonus points.

Well that's all for now,
And always remember, your friends have wires coming out of their ears for a reason...