rambles

alcoholiday - In response to a post asking, "Did Ed rip on Stone or something?"

"what the fuck!? i mean, *i* play tennis with PETE SAMPRAS for fuck's sake. how come no one bitches about that? and i drive volvo. a new one. with heated seats!!! no regard i tell you. what does a guy have to do to lose your respect? i mean really.

and the mohawk! fuck that noise. i ain't even hearing that. *i* was the first to wig out and cut off all my hair. *and* i dyed it blonde to boot. christ, before that, i wore SCRUNCHIES for fuck's sake. ed makes one slip with the clippers and now he's a folk legend. well FUCK THAT. we'll see who's cooler after i tattoo flames onto my bald ass and borrow mike's buttless chaps for every pearl jam show from now one.

and further more: jeff LOST his hair, he had no choice. and mike... well, mike looks damn good with the spikes you gotta admit. and if we don't like the drummer's hair, we just fire him. but I WAS THE FIRST TO GRAB THE SCISSORS, DAMMIT!!!"

that's what he said.....

ok, i made that up... stone hasn't said anything