rambles

Pearl Jam are in my pants, thats not a word of a lie...
Mike McCready's in my front pocket, he's quite a funny guy.
Stone Gossard is in my belt loop, he writes his riffs whilst there.
Eddie Vedder likes to sing inside my underwear.
Jeff Ament, he's around back, with my wallet, on the right side...
Matt Cameron plays my bongos, I can't stop him, though I've tried.
Sometimes they will all start to play, and I can't help but dance...
Some people look at me curiously and I tell them "I've got Pearl Jam in my pants."
And at night when I take them off and lay them on their seams...
Pearl Jam crawls out of my pants and jumps into my dreams.