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Be afraid, very afraid of the loony bin called the Bayleaf community.
Never, ever make an appearance at said Bayleaf loony bin.
Never comb hair for fear of losing sexy morning hair do.
Play tennis with Thereallovebone four times a year.
Work like a dog constantly putting out awesome music every year.
Eat nothing and stay as skinny as a rail.
Never leave house for fear of wacky fans.

Am I missing any? ;)





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always, ALWAYS be funky...

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It’s not what you put into it…it’s what you leave out…that’s rock n roll

He needs to finally, finally let the PJ green puppet mascot L'il Timmy go & set him free from the tyranny of Stone's bachelor pad closet!

He needs to at last resolve the unending query as to just why he is a poodle.

And he needs to admit that everything is, was, & always will be his fault.

;)

Everything's Stone's fault eh? Great! I needed someone to blame for that new rock chip I have in my windshield. Ooh and I also can't open the pickle jar - now I have Stone to blame. And my cat is on my lap which means I can't get up... must be Stone's fault. This is great!!


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Yeah, that's a notorious piece of info. there, latte. Not sure if you know, but it comes from PJ's SVT (Single Video Theory) DVD in which Mr. Ed does indeed confirm--(not that we didn't suspect it all along)--that everything is Stone's fault. Well, okay--so maybe they were talking about one thing in particular & Ed said "It was Stone's fault." But over time, the word "it" morphed into "everything". ;)

hmmmmm

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I must be honest lattegirl. I have left at least five messages with Stone
in the last month to play tennis and have not heard a peep back from him. I have been so demoralized by the whole thing that I now spend my days curled up in the fetal position on my floor, rocking back and forth and repeatadly asking
"Why?....Why?...."

haha That's a damn shame Thereallovebone. Stone is a bastard! ;) I'll bet how you act rolled up on the floor like that is just how L'il Timmy feels locked up in Stone's closet. :D

btw latte, your window chip/pickle jar/cat on lap examples were hilarious. ha! :)

You poor thing! What is up with that Stone guy?

The next time you do go play tennis with him he'll probably win. Of course you'll have to inform him that your days of being curled up in the fetal position have left you crippled and that's why you couldn't play so well.

Then he'll feel bad.

:)


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Actually hours and hours of rocking back and forth in the fetal position have
me in the best shape of my life. In fact, I'm thinking of making my own excercise video...FETALCIZE....with THEREALLOVEBONE.

Dude! YES! You could get a bunch of us here (because so many of us have issues you know) and have us fetalcize on the floor to Stone's music. You could wear one of those headgear headphone thingies and encourage us the whole time. Except you can't give positive feedback, you have to be mean, you know the more emotional trauma you have the more you rock hence the more muscle you build!


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And we could all have umbilical cords connected to a large container of Gatorade
in the center of the room. I'm tellin ya, I've got this thing all figured out.

Ooh ooh and the wind down period after the fetalcize workout could be putting everyone on soft mats or in corners with blankies so we can have our "quiet time - our time out".


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I figure I've lost 2 pounds on this FETALCIZE program....3 if someone would change my damn diaper!!