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StonesBlackOcean - Stone's too BOOTYLICIOUS for ya baby!

This is for all the STONE GOSSARD LOVERS! Enjoy a laugh at my pathetic attempt to point out HOW FReAKING HOTT STONE IS....BUTT not excluded hehehe

For neenerbean, StoneyGirl and all other lovers of the Gossard God, Stone! This is for you!!!!!

Lyrics changed from Destiny Child's, "BOOTYLICIOUS!" (Title speaks for itself hehehe)

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"Bootylicious"

StoneyGirl, can you handle this?
neenerbean, can you handle this?
Linda (StonesBlackOcean), can you handle this?

I don't think they can handle this!
Barely move, Stone's arrived
Lookin sexy, lookin fly
Baddest man, man inside
DJ, jam tonight
Stone's spotted him a tender thang
There she is, "come on baby
Don't you wanna see me play
Can you handle, handle me
You gotta do much better if you gonna stay with me tonight
You gotta work your body if you gonna play with me tonight
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt, it's time for takeoff
I don't think you ready for this jammin
I don't think you ready for this jammin
I don't think you ready for this jammin
Cause my riffs too bootylicious for ya babe
I don't think you ready for this jammin
I don't think you ready for this jammin
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my riffs are too bootylicious for ya babe
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
I don't think you can handle this!
I'm about to break you off S-town goin hard
*Lead my hips, slap my thighs*
Grab my hair, look in my eyes
Lookin hot, smellin good
Groovin like I'm from the hood
Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss
Can you handle, handle this
I don't think you ready for this jammin
I don't think you ready for this jammin
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my riffs are too bootylicious for ya babe
I don't think you ready for this jammin
I don't think you ready for this jammin
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my riffs are too bootylicious for ya babe
Move your body up and down (whoo!)
Make your booty touch the ground (whoo!)
I can't help but wonder why (whoo!)
Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe
I play my riffs at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can handle all this baby that I have
Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz
[Scatting]
I don't think you ready for this jammin
I don't think you ready for this jammin
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my riffs are too bootylicious for ya babe

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I'm bored, tired and DESIRING STONE BEYOND ALL HUMAN UNDERSTANDING! So shoot me lol I just needed to laugh at myself even if it was not so funny! *SIGH* AND STONE IS BOOYLICIOUS! Man he has the greatest BUTT!!!!