Hey Neener,
You need some action? You need some fun? Feeling a little
DOWN???? Well look no further. The Stone Pimp has entered town and have
I got some deals for you!!!! Let me check my books. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK..............................
Ok, this is what I have available for the week.................let
me flip through a few pages here and I'll be right with ya...................................................OK........................THIS
LOOKS PROMISING........................OK for the remainder of the week,
I have a lovely place in France called "THE CHATEAU HUMP-HUMP." The
price to reserve your tickets and your trick (Stoney), hold on, let
me CHECK..........................................................................
OK.................UMMMMMM...........hold on a second...lost
my train of thought. Where is that darn book?..........................................................
OK.......The price is $295 plus tax. These are the accomodations you'll
receive: A hot tub, a king sized bed, and a roundtrip ticket. But if
you act within the next 2 hours, I'll throw in a package to die for.
REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO REPLY WITHIN 2 HOURS TO GET THIS FABULOUS FREE
GIFT. The "FREE" gift I am offering with this special is: A PAIR OF
STAINLESS STEEL HANDCUFFS, AN ALL NATURAL LEATHER WHIP, and a year's
supply of "Love Potion No. 9" massage oil!! All this JUST FOR YOU. This
offer will last for 2 hours. Call me.
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I'M Stoney's PIMP. I SPEAK FOR HIM
Dial: 1-800-JAM-PIMP
Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Reserve your trick (Stoney) NOW! Beat the mad rush!